Gossip Girl: Some say love is a river, some says love’s a silly song. Some say love is all around us. It lifts us up where we belong. Some say love is hearing laughter in the rain. But on the Upper East Side, we all know love is pain. Blair: The bloodsucker is back. I […]
Gossip Girl: The first day of a new queen’s reign. Nervous subjects twitter and tweet. Will she continue where the old queen left off, or strike out on her own? And what of Queen B? We hear NYU is not yet under her golden thumb. Is she biding her time or simply doing time? But […]
Gossip Girl: Morning in New York. Time to wake up from bad dreams, roll out of the beds we’ve made, and start making plans for a brighter future. Blair: I know what this is. And don’t think you can run me out of my own room with a half-naked Dan Humphrey. Georgina (Michelle Trachtenberg): Fine. […]
Gossip Girl: Every fall, confident high school seniors transform into nervous college freshmen. They leave their parents’ homes for the hallowed halls of education. And like any new venture, starting college holds the promise of limitless opportunity. The opportunity to conquer new territory. Or to try and be a little less lonely. But just because […]
Reversals of Fortune Nate: Well it’s a good thing the flight attendants dimmed the cabin lights over the Atlantic. Bree: Well it’s an even better thing that my car got a flat on the way to Heathrow and I missed the plane that I was supposed to be on. Otherwise I would have been sitting […]
Dan de Fleurette Serena: I got a job with a publicist. I thought if you saw me working you would feel better about Brown. Lily: Right, yes, because a year of parties and premieres is a worthy alternative to an Ivy League education. Rufus: Lil, she’s going to be okay. Lily: This is your fault. […]
Reversals of Fortune Eric: Well I found it. And just in time: the car’s here. Now it’s time to go… get you dressed. Jenny: No, I’m not leaving. Eric: I don’t think we have a choice. Jenny: As soon as we get in that car that means no more beaches and no more bonfires and […]
Reversals of Fortune Gossip Girl: Welcome back, Upper East Siders. After a long, hot summer away I see it didn’t take much time for you to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let’s get to the good stuff shall we? Spotted: Chuck Bass up to his old tricks. […]
Reversals of Fortune Eric: Well I found it. And just in time: the car’s here. Now it’s time to go… get you dressed. Jenny: No, I’m not leaving. Eric: I don’t think we have a choice. Jenny: As soon as we get in that car that means no more beaches and no more bonfires and […]
Reversals of Fortune Dan: Our bags are packed, the house is closed up, but the real question remains: now that you’ve spent your whole summer drinking your coffee out of Cece’s china will it taste as good coming out of your Welcome Back Kotter mug at home? Rufus: Sure it was great out here but […]
[nextpage title=”page 1″] Reversals of Fortune Chuck: I’m Chuck. Bass. Ashley: I know. Chuck: I wasn’t expecting to see someone like you somewhere like this so early in the day. Ashley: I needed a refuge. It’s too hot. Chuck: It’s never too hot. Ashley: Care to test that theory? Chuck: What if I have a […]
[nextpage title=”page 1″] Reversals of Fortune Chuck: Uh uh. Ashley: Why not? Chuck: It’s better to wait. Ashley: How long? Chuck: Let’s see… now. Blair: What the hell is going on? Chuck: Blair, I can explain. Ashley: I’m sorry, um, I didn’t know he had a girlfriend. Chuck: Yes, you did. to Blair. She did. […]
Gossip Girl: Welcome back, Upper East Siders. After a long, hot summer away I see it didn’t take much time for you to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let’s get to the good stuff shall we? potted: Chuck Bass up to his old tricks. Poor B. I […]
Dan de Fleurette Blair: Dorota, these martinis taste like tap water. Don’t be a Scrooge with the gin. Dorota: Ms. Blair. This not right. Mr. Chuck and I both of the opinion— Blair: And who cares what you and Mr. Chuck think? Rufus Getting Married Serena: Dorota? Dorota: I call the Sonic Youths. They in […]
Reversals of Fortune Serena: I’m really sorry about yesterday. I thought after the whole arrest scandal, out of sight out of mind. I had no idea it would be worse when I got back. Rufus: You’ve apologized enough, Serena. No one’s blaming you. Now that those vulture’s have the first shot of your return I’m […]
Reversals of Fortune Dan: Our bags are packed, the house is closed up, but the real question remains: now that you’ve spent your whole summer drinking your coffee out of Cece’s china will it taste as good coming out of your Welcome Back Kotter mug at home? Rufus: Sure it was great out here but […]
[nextpage title=”page 1″] Reversals of Fortune Chuck: I’m Chuck. Bass. Ashley: I know. Chuck: I wasn’t expecting to see someone like you somewhere like this so early in the day. Ashley: I needed a refuge. It’s too hot. Chuck: It’s never too hot. Ashley: Care to test that theory? Chuck: What if I have a […]
Gossip Girl: You wanted to meet Gossip Girl? Well, look around. I’m nothing without you. And while most high school friendships fade, it’s my hope that what happened today will bond you forever. Now that all my secrets are out, you have a clean slate. Until college. Congratulations, I’m coming with you. Gossip Girl: Serena […]
Blair: Serena’s been in jail for over four hours. She’s already served more time than Nicole Ritchie and Lindsay Lohan combined. Chuck: She’s a socialite mistakenly accused of stealing a bracelet. I doubt they’re working her over with a phonebook. Blair: When I called Lily she said she was on her way. Where is she? […]
Gossip Girl: Four wise men once said, “I get by with a little help from my friends”. Chuck: Do you have a glass in this thing? Cab Driver: No, man. What do you think this is? Gossip Girl: But on the Upper East Side there’s the added challenge of figuring out who those friends really […]
Gossip Girl: Eventually, every queen finds herself in unfamiliar territory outside the castle walls. In Blair Waldorf’s case, the Village. Blair: NYU? What was I thinking? You know how I feel about ironic facial hair. Nate: Well you were thinking a) you’re lucky to get into a school at all. And b) you’re super lucky […]