Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, it’s that time of year again. When the mere act of descending a staircase means you’re a woman. That’s right: Debutante season. And from what we hear, there’s been some changes to the lineup. Blair: I’m actually glad I’m going with Prince Theodore instead of Nate. The further we […]
Gossip Girl: As per Gossip Girl’s Thanksgiving tradition, I’m trading my laptop for Stovetop. And for the next 16 hours the only thing I’m dishing is seconds. When the cat’s away, the mice will play. Have fun, little rodents. Blair: I mean, who gets wasted on Thanksgiving? Serena: The holidays are lonely for people. I […]
Blair: After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he’s a total pig who’ll act it never happened. Thank god. Sorry. Truthfully I’m not even Catholic. Priest: You don’t say. […]
Blair: You want your dad to invest in a strip joint. How Midtown. Chuck: A burlesque club. A respectable place where people can be transported to another time. Where they can feel free to let loose. No judgment. Pure escape. What happens at Victrola stays at Victrola. Jenny: Dad, have you seen a bracelet? You […]
Gossip Girl: Couture and canapé are just another Saturday night until you add a mask. But preparing for a ball is an event in itself. Which is why queens invented handmaidens. Dan: A ball? Rufus: Haven’t you heard? Your sister’s Cinderella. Dan: And let me guess, your wicked step-sister’s Blair Waldorf. Serena: A masked ball? […]
Gossip Girl: With Blair’s boyfriend Nate helping to close up the family yacht for the season, Blair is free to focus on the most important event of the fall: her annual sleepover. A tradition since the year 2000, each one more decadent than the last. No expense—or reputation—is spared. With everything from trundle beds to […]
Doorman: Sorry, but you’re not on the list. Blair: Of course I am. This is my dream! Doorman: Not anymore. Gossip Girl: Hey, Upper East Siders, there’s nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a surprise. And we hear Blair Waldorf’s got a two-for-one special. Her mom, Eleanor, who just returned from Paris, and Serena van […]
Gossip Girl: There’s plenty of upside to being the spawn of the fabulously wealthy. But the downside? Super successful parents expect nothing less from their offspring. And when it comes to college, that means the Ivys. It’s more than just getting into college, it’s setting a course for the rest of your life. And for […]
Gossip Girl: I bet you’re wondering what Gossip Girl is doing up so early. Truth is, I never went to bed. Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is so much better. Jenny: So the real question is, though, how are you? Dan: Me? Why wouldn’t I be okay? Jenny: You know, at the […]
Pilot Eleanor Waldorf: Blair. If you’re going to wear one of my designs tell me so we can at least get it properly fitted. Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester): Thanks mom. I’ll keep that in mind. Kati Farkas (Nan Zhang): Oh my god! You’ll never believe what’s on Gossip Girl. Isabel Coates (Nicole Fiscella): Someone saw […]
Pilot Blair: I love you, Nate Archibald. Always have, always will. Nate Archibald (Chace Crawford): I love you too. Eleanor at the door: Blair. It’s Serena! Nate: Serena? Blair: Serena’s at school. Kiss me. Nate: No, I just heard your mom say she’s here. Don’t you want to go say hey? Nate: Your mom told […]
Pilot Serena van der Woodsen (Blake Lively): So where is he? What, they haven’t let him out yet? Lily van der Woodsen (Kelly Rutherford): Let’s not discuss that right now, okay? Serena: Let me guess, you told everyone Eric’s just visiting Grandpa in Rhode Island. Lily: Your aunt Carol in Miami. Serena: So you’re actually […]
Pilot Rufus Humphrey (Matthew Settle): Welcome back. How was your weekend? How’s your mom? Jenny Humphrey (Taylor Momsen): She’s fine. Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgely): She’s good. Jenny: Fine and good. Dan: She’s good and… fine. Rufus: Like “maybe I never should have left Manhattan”, fine? Or “taking time off from my marriage was the best […]
Pilot Gossip Girl (Kristen Bell): Hey Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here. And I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: “Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen.” Was it only a year ago our It Girl mysteriously disappeared for “boarding school”? And just […]
Pilot Serena: Hey. How are you? Eric van der Woodsen (Connor Paolo): You know. I’ve been better. Serena: Eric, I know I’ve been a terrible sister. I’m just so happy to see you. Eric: Must be a lot of rumors why you’re back. Serena: Yeah. But none of them mention you. Eric: Just like mom […]
Pilot Rufus Humphrey (Matthew Settle): Welcome back. How was your weekend? How’s your mom? Jenny Humphrey (Taylor Momsen): She’s fine. Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgely): She’s good. Jenny: Fine and good. Dan: She’s good and… fine. Rufus: Like “maybe I never should have left Manhattan”, fine? Or “taking time off from my marriage was the best […]
Pilot Kati Farkas (Nan Zhang): Oh my god! You’ll never believe what’s on Gossip Girl. Isabel Coates (Nicole Fiscella): Someone saw Serena getting off the train at Grand Central. Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick): Good. Things were getting a little dull around here. Chuck Bass: Serena looked effing hot last night. There’s something wrong with that […]
Pilot Eleanor Waldorf: Blair. If you’re going to wear one of my designs tell me so we can at least get it properly fitted. Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester): Thanks mom. I’ll keep that in mind. Blair: I love you, Nate Archibald. Always have, always will. Nate Archibald (Chace Crawford): I love you too. Eleanor at […]
The Blair Bitch Project Dorota: Club Bed is over. First day back to school. Woman on the Verge Dorota: Miss Serena is here. Lily: So I’ve heard several times today. Dorota: I know it’s not my place, but Miss Serena is [] old days. Lily: What are you trying to say? Dorota: I think you […]
Gossip Girl (Kristen Bell): Hey Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here. And I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: “Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen.” Was it only a year ago our It Girl mysteriously disappeared for “boarding school”? And just as […]
Pilot Blair: I love you, Nate Archibald. Always have, always will. Nate Archibald (Chace Crawford): I love you too. Eleanor at the door: Blair. It’s Serena! Nate: Serena? Blair: Serena’s at school. Kiss me. Nate: No, I just heard your mom say she’s here. Don’t you want to go say hey? Nate: Your mom told […]