The Day of the Doctor

Clara: “Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be. Be one.” Marcus Aurelius. Student: Are you okay? There was a call for you at the office. From your… doctor. Clara: Did he leave an address? The Doctor: Fancy a week in ancient Mesopotamia? Followed by Future Mars. Clara: Will there be cocktails? The Doctor: […]

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The Doctor Dances

The Doctor: Go to your room! Go to your room! I mean it. I’m very very angry with you. I’m very very cross! Go to your room! the infected patients go back to bed. I’m really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words. […]

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The Empty Child

Rose: What’s the emergency?
The Doctor: It’s mauve.
Rose: Mauve?
The Doctor: Universally recognized color for danger.
Rose: What happened to red?
The Doctor: That’s just humans. By everyone else’s standards, red’s camp. Oh, the misunderstandings. All those red alerts, all that dancing. […]

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The Long Game

The Doctor: The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. And there it is. Planet Earth. At its height. Covered with mega-cities. Five moons. Population: 96 billion. The hub of a galactic domain. Stretching across a million planets, a million species. With mankind right in the middle. {Adam faints} He’s your boyfriend. Rose: Not anymore. The Doctor: […]

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Dalek

The Doctor: The stuff of nightmares, reduced to an exhibit. I’m getting old. Rose: If someone’s collecting aliens that makes you exhibit A. Aide: On behalf of all of us, I want to wish you a very happy birthday, sir. And the president called to convey his personal best wishes. Henry Van Statten (Corey Johnson): […]

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World War Three

The Doctor: I think you’ll find the Prime Minister is an alien in disguise. pause. That’s never gonna work, is it? Policeman: No. The Doctor: Fair enough. PM: Under the jurisdiction of the emergency protocols I order that you execute this man! The Doctor: Ah well. Yes. You see, thing is, if were you—if I […]

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Aliens of London

The Doctor: It’s not twelve hours. It’s twelve months. You’ve been gone a whole year. {pause.} Sorry. Jackie (Camille Coduri) about Rose: How old are you? Forty, forty-five? What, did you find her on the internet? Go online and pretend you’re a doctor? The Doctor: I am a doctor. Jackie: Prove it. Stitch this, mate! […]

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The Unquiet Dead

The Doctor: Where do you think you’re going? Rose: 1860. The Doctor: Go out there, dressed like that, you’ll start a riot, Barbarella. pointing There’s a wardrobe through there. First left, second right, third on the left, go straight ahead, under the stairs, past the bins, fifth door on your left. Hurry up! Charles Dickens […]

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The End of the World

The Doctor: Ten thousand years in the future. Step outside, it’s the year 12,005. The New Roman Empire. Rose: You think you’re so impressive. The Doctor slightly offended: I am so impressive. The Doctor: You lot. You spend all your time thinking about dying. Like you’re going to get killed by eggs or beef or […]

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Rose

The Doctor grabbing Rose’s hand: Run! Rose Tyler (Billie Piper): You pulled his arm off! The Doctor (Christopher Eccleston): Yep. {he tosses is to her}. Plastic. Rose: Very clever. Nice trick. Who are they then, students? Is this a student thing or what? The Doctor: Why would they be students? Rose: I don’t know. The […]

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