1991 Henry: Alright, Shawn. Say a few words, let’s wrap this up so we can get this dead thing off my kitchen table. Young Shawn: I’m not ready yet. Henry: Shawn, not again. You left the hamster in the freezer for two months while you hemmed and hawed over the appropriateness of a burial at […]
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Gus: First class tickets. Shawn: And three nights hotel. Paid for. Gus: By a world class criminal. Shawn: Please. Despereaux staged art thefts. That’s barely a crime. Gus: I don’t think you’re allowed to accept lavish gifts from people you sent to prison. Shawn: Says who? The sultan of Canada? Look, all Despereaux wants is […]
1989 Henry Spencer (Corbin Bernsen): That was your teacher. Apparently you’re the only one in class who didn’t turn in his art assignment. So there’s going to be an empty space on the wall at open house tonight. Young Shawn (Liam James): Actually Dad, I’m pretty sure I did finish it. Sounds to me like […]