Clara: “Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be. Be one.” Marcus Aurelius. Student: Are you okay? There was a call for you at the office. From your… doctor. Clara: Did he leave an address? The Doctor: Fancy a week in ancient Mesopotamia? Followed by Future Mars. Clara: Will there be cocktails? The Doctor: […]
Planet of the Dead The Doctor: Hello, I’m the Doctor. Happy Easter! The Doctor: Funny thing is, I don’t usually do Easter. I can never find it. It’s always at a different time. Although! I remember the original. Between you and me, what really happened was— The Doctor: Call it a hunch but I think […]
Partners in Crime The Doctor to the film projectionist: Health and Safety… Film Department. The Doctor: What’s that for? Phone Bank Woman: My telephone number. Health and Safety. You be health, I’ll be safety. The Doctor: Ah.. ah, but that contravenes, um, Paragraph 5 subsection C. The Doctor: Tell me Roger, have you got a […]
Overhead: Attention all passengers. The Titanic is now in orbit above Sol Three. Also known as Earth. Population: Human. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Christmas. Captain Hardaker (Geoffrey Palmer): Now then, gentlemen. According to the traditions of the planet below, Christmas is a time of celebration. I think you might be entitled to a tot […]
[nextpage title=”page 1″] Smith and Jones The Doctor popping up: Like so. {he takes off his tie} See? Mr. Stoker: John Smith. Admitted yesterday with severe abdominal pains. Jones why don’t you see what you can find. Amaze me. Martha Jones: That wasn’t very clever running around outside, was it? The Doctor: Sorry? Martha: On […]
New Earth The Doctor: So in the year five billion, the sun expands, the Earth gets roasted. Rose: That was our first date. The Doctor: We had chips. Rose: What’s the city called? The Doctor: New New York. Rose: Oh come on. The Doctor: It is. It’s the city of New New York. Strictly speaking, […]
The Christmas Invasion The Doctor: Why is there an apple in my dressing gown? Jackie: Oh that’s Howard’s. Sorry. The Doctor: He keeps apples in his dressing gown? Jackie: He gets hungry. The Doctor: What, he gets hungry in his sleep? Jackie: Sometimes. Rose: I can hear English. It’s being translated. Which means it’s working. […]
The Doctor: Rose, before I go, I just want to tell you, you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I. […]