Rafando: Death is an increasing problem. With over a billion intelligent species active in this galaxy alone, it is an ever greater challenge to know how to kill all of them. On this planet we’re proud to serve as executioners to every living thing. The destruction of a Time Lord, however, is a particular honor. […]
The Doctor: Space. The final frontier. “Final” because it wants to kill us. Sometimes we forget that. Start taking it all for granted. The suits, the ships, the little bubbles of safety, as they protect us from the void. But the void is always waiting. […]
Landlord (David Suchet): Forgive me, but… are you looking for somewhere to live? […]
On the subject of an elephant and a frozen Thames Bill Potts (Pearl Mackie): Okay, I have questions. {The Doctor goes back in the TARDIS} Bill: You never said we could travel to parallel worlds. The Doctor (Peter Capaldi): Not a parallel world. Bill: But that’s London. The Doctor: Our London. We’re on the Thames. The Last Great Frost Fair. 1814. February […]
Bill Potts (Pearl Mackie): Oh, that’s a mistake. The Doctor (Peter Capaldi): What is? Bill: Well you can’t reach the controls from the seats. What’s the point in that? Or do you have stretchy arms like Mr. Fantastic? The Doctor: Oh I stand. Like this. {demonstrates} Bill: You never thought of bringing the seats a bit closer? The Doctor: No, not […]
The Doctor: What you are standing in is a technological marvel. It is science beyond magic. This is the gateway to everything that every was. Or ever can be. […]
Bill: Well plenty of people come to your lectures that aren’t supposed to. Why pick on me? The Doctor: Well I noticed you. Bill: Yeah, but why? The Doctor: Well most people when they don’t understand something they frown. You… smile. The Doctor: That’s my face, yeah? Bill: I see you’re a bit flexible on the subject. The Doctor: Oh, […]
The Doctor: Nothing’s sad until it’s over. Then everything is. […]
The Doctor: As you come into this world, something else is also born. You begin your life, and it begins a journey towards you. It moves slowly, but it never stops. […]
The Doctor: There have always been rumors. Stories passed from traveler to traveler, mutterings about hidden streets. Secret pockets of alien life right here on Earth. […]
Gagan Rassmussen: You must not watch this. I’m warning you. You can never unsee it. But if you do watch. Gagan Rassussen. I’m Gagan Rassmussen. […]
Bonnie: I know what you are. Etoine (Nicholas Asbury): Please. Please. Bonnie: I’m going to set you free. Humans cannot accept the way we really are. If we cannot hide we must fight. You are going to be the first. The first to make the humans see. Bonnie: Commander here. The first one has been changed. I’m going to UNIT to […]
Osgood (Ingrid Oliver): Hello. Osgood: Do you want to—? Osgood: No, you can if you want to. Both: Should we do it together? Both Osgoods: Operation Double. The Zygon Peace Treaty. Osgood: I’m Osgood. Osgood: I’m also Osgood. Osgood: Remember that. It’ll be important later. Osgood: Operation Double is a covert operation—outside of normal UNIT strictures—to resettle and rehouse an […]
Mr. Fanshawe (John Voce): I will not be robbed by some lone, ranting cavalier! The Nightmare: Who says I am alone? {red eyes glow in the distance} The Nightmare: What are you doing? The Doctor: Oh just ignore me, just passing through. Like fish in the night. The Nightmare: This is a robbery. The Doctor: It’s not fish in the, […]
Clara: Doctor! Doctor! The Doctor: Yes, you’re the very next thing on the list. Clara: Doctor! Help me! The Doctor: Clara, I’m under attack from four and a bit. Battle fleets, in case you think I’m slacking. Clara: Doctor, I think there’s something in my spacesuit. The Doctor: That’s possible actually. You were too long in the spider mines. Clara: Okay, explain. The […]
The Doctor: So there’s this man, he has a time machine. Up and down history he goes, zip zip zip zip zip. Getting into scrapes. Another thing he has is a passion for the works of Ludwig van Beethoven. And one day he thinks, “What’s the point of having a time machine if you don’t get […]
Quick note: all words from Cass as interpreted by Lunn are attributed to Cass (since she’s technically speaking). Quicker note: Toby Whithouse rocks. The Drum: Underwater Mining Facility Caithness, Scotland 2119 Captain Jonathan Moran (Colin McFarlane): Private journal of Captain Jonathan Moran. 21st November, 2119. We have located a craft of unknown origin on the lake floor. Visual scans in situ […]
Missy: He’s trapped at the heart of the Dalek empire. He’s a prisoner of the creatures who hate him most in the universe. Between us and him is everything the deadliest race in all of history can throw at us. We, on other hand, have a pointy stick. […]
MISSY: Doctor, listen to me. I know traps. Traps are my flirting. This is a trap. THE DOCTOR: I am prepared. […]
[nextpage title=”page 1″] The Magician’s Apprentice The Doctor: Your chances of survival are about one in a thousand. So here’s what you do: you forget the thousand and you concentrate on the one. {about the screwdriver} Pick it up. I said, pick it up. I’m straight ahead of you about 50 feet. Can you see […]
Santa Claus (Nick Frost): Moron! Numbskull! Elf! Ian (Dan Starkey): That’s racist! Santa Claus: Of course it’s not racist. You are an elf. Chimneys? Ian: I’m sorry? Santa Claus: I’m just checking that you can see these massive chimneys. Ian: They’re hard to miss! Santa Claus: Well as you’ve clearly demonstrated, Ian. Ian: You know no one really likes the tangerines […]