Gossip Girl: They say the clothes make the man. But who makes the clothes? On the Upper East Side, it’s Eleanor Waldorf. And we hear her new line is to die for. Jenny: Dad, the last time I worked for Eleanor it didn’t exactly end well, remember? Rufus: But I also remember that my daughter […]
Dan: I’m amazed at how calm you’re acting. Your fifteen year old daughter just moved in with her crazy model friend. Rufus: And with the model’s mother. Whom I met today for lunch. And granted Agnes’ mother is a little more Courtney Love than June Cleaver, but she’s a committed parent. She’s gone through similar […]
Gossip Girl: Every girl fantasizes about finding her Prince Charming. But if that Prince refuses to come… Dorota: You are late. Time for breakfast. Blair: I’ll be down in a minute. I just have to finish something. …A girl has to take matters into her own hands. Dorota: Don’t forget: God always watching Miss Blair. […]
Six months later… Ryan: We’ve all had to make adjustments since the earthquake. Kirsten: Especially Kaitlin. [With] the entire Cohen family taking refuge here. Kaitlin (Willa Holland): It’s been nice. I mean, I’ve perfected my Sandy Cohen. Listen to this: “I shmeared it for ya.” Sandy: Well, you know… not bad. I am very sexy. […]
Summer: Not that I don’t want to play Pictionary by candlelight and raid Taylor’s apocalypse kit. I think we should just go to your house. Seth: Okay. But I’m still awaiting news on Pancakes. Kaitlin (Willa Holland): Look, I understand why you keep on calling Summer and the Cohens, but why Frank? I mean weren’t […]
Summer: Look, I know you’ve never had a birthday party before—let alone been to one—but people usually get presents for their birthday. So will you please tell me what you want. Taylor: Okay, honestly. I want Ryan to ask me to go to Berkeley with him next year. Summer: Okay. I was thinking more along […]
Taylor: I don’t get it. Ryan hasn’t been to see you at all? Frank (Kevin Sorbo): Well I left a message with him when I switched hotels. Told him I was here, in case he wanted to see me, but so far no luck. Taylor, don’t mind me asking, what are you doing here? Taylor: […]
Kaitlin (Willa Holland): Five people in this house and I end up eating dinner by myself. Che (Chris Pratt): The day after tomorrow is Groundhog Day. And I’m planning a little black ops mission to free Newport Chuck. Summer: The groundhog? Che: Yeah. You’ve heard of this travesty? Summer: I’ve heard about the festival. They […]
Summer: How’s Seth? See I kinda turned down his proposal and never heard from him again. Ryan: Proposal? That’s the first time I’m hearing about it. Summer: Right. For a week now Seth has been off the map. You expect me to believe that not once did he mention anything about a proposal going awry? […]
Ryan: Wow. I had no idea I was under surveillance. Taylor: Yeah. Clockin’ your every move. Taylor: What is this book? Book Seller: It’s A Season for Peaches. It’s the bestseller from France. The English translation came in today. Taylor: Okay. What’s it about? Book Seller: Kind of like Bridges of Madison County meets The […]
Julie: I’m not questioning the fantasy, Spencer. We’ve all imagined doing it with a delivery boy. I am questioning whether we should be paying for the pizza. It’s starting to add up. Spencer (Brandon Quinn): We’re running a male prostitution ring, Julie. Pizza’s the cost of business. Sandy: Ryan’s putting together a cooler for Vegas. […]
Sandy: Kirsten. Summer: What happened? Kirsten: Taylor and Ryan, they were hanging decorations and I guess the ladder fell. Seth: What did the doctor say? Kirsten: Well, they said apparently there’s no serious injury. We just have to wait for them wake up. Taylor: Ryan? Is that you? Ryan: Taylor? You know me? Taylor: Oh […]
Dean (Kat Sawyer): I’m afraid you’re no longer a student here. Summer: But my dad is living in Seattle with the step-monster. And Taylor Townsend is sleeping in my old bed. And Seth is moving out here so we can be together. Dean: Ms. Roberts, you need to go home. Summer: This is my home. […]
Seth: Bollywood, huh? I didn’t know you were such a world cinema buff. Especially at 2:30 in the morning. Ryan: What are you doing up? Seth: I had a dream. Summer was marrying Ralph Nader and I was playing the marimba at the wedding. Ryan: Good gig. Seth: What are they dancing about? Ryan: This guy just […]
Therapist: I’m proud of you, Summer. You’ve made astounding progress. And all in one week. Summer: Well it’s kind of a relief in a way. Now I can go back to being me. Therapist: What do you mean by that? Summer: Well this whole “Save the Planet” thing. It was a crutch, right? And nothing […]
Seth: Can’t let you go. Ryan: It’s not really your choice. Seth: So what? Then you’re just going to find Volchok and either kill him or get yourself killed? That’s insane. Ryan: This conversation’s over. {Seth jumps into the Jeep} What— what are you doing? Seth: I’m coming with you. It’s not like you’re leaving […]
Julie: Hey Kaitlin! Why aren’t you in school? Kaitlin (Willa Holland): ‘Cause it’s 8 o’clock at night. And a Saturday. Seth: So, Friday morning. A little check-in before the weekend. I’m still here, kickin’ the Newport-style. I can’t believe I just said that. But, uh, yeah. Things are good. Ryan’s decision to defer college seems […]
Theresa (Navi Rawat): I don’t know what the Korean word for “threesome” is, but I’m pretty sure it was used. Kirsten: Responsible for development? Sandy, the only thing that’s responsible for is a lot of sleepless nights and Matt Ramsey’s black eye. You know my father was Man of the Year. Sandy: The irony is […]
Seth: You can’t blame yourself. You tried. Ryan: And failed. Kirsten: Julie, last time you went on a stealth mission, you toppled the dessert tray. Julie: Yeah, but it did get his attention. Sadie (Nikki Reed): He said you might think it’s cheesy, but that’s what you were to him. An angel. Sandy to Matt: […]
Seth: So I wanted to be alone. Are you the only one in this family that’s allowed to brood? Seth: We’re getting dangerously close to an after-school special here, Ryan. It’s marijuana and I did it twice. Julie: I know you’ve been married for, like, 200 years, but you must remember something about dating. Kirsten: […]
Seth: Every time things are going too well around here, that’s when doom comes aknockin’. Ryan: Doom? Seth: Aknockin’. doorbell Or aringin’. Right on time. Don’t answer it. It’s probably a flaming bag of crap. Ryan: Or FedEx. Kirsten: Veronica. What are you doing here? Veronica (Paula Trickey): Hello, Kirsten. I hear you and Julie […]