Six months later… Ryan: We’ve all had to make adjustments since the earthquake. Kirsten: Especially Kaitlin. [With] the entire Cohen family taking refuge here. Kaitlin (Willa Holland): It’s been nice. I mean, I’ve perfected my Sandy Cohen. Listen to this: “I shmeared it for ya.” Sandy: Well, you know… not bad. I am very sexy. […]
Summer: Not that I don’t want to play Pictionary by candlelight and raid Taylor’s apocalypse kit. I think we should just go to your house. Seth: Okay. But I’m still awaiting news on Pancakes. Kaitlin (Willa Holland): Look, I understand why you keep on calling Summer and the Cohens, but why Frank? I mean weren’t […]
Summer: Look, I know you’ve never had a birthday party before—let alone been to one—but people usually get presents for their birthday. So will you please tell me what you want. Taylor: Okay, honestly. I want Ryan to ask me to go to Berkeley with him next year. Summer: Okay. I was thinking more along […]
Taylor: I don’t get it. Ryan hasn’t been to see you at all? Frank (Kevin Sorbo): Well I left a message with him when I switched hotels. Told him I was here, in case he wanted to see me, but so far no luck. Taylor, don’t mind me asking, what are you doing here? Taylor: […]
Kaitlin (Willa Holland): Five people in this house and I end up eating dinner by myself. Che (Chris Pratt): The day after tomorrow is Groundhog Day. And I’m planning a little black ops mission to free Newport Chuck. Summer: The groundhog? Che: Yeah. You’ve heard of this travesty? Summer: I’ve heard about the festival. They […]
Summer: How’s Seth? See I kinda turned down his proposal and never heard from him again. Ryan: Proposal? That’s the first time I’m hearing about it. Summer: Right. For a week now Seth has been off the map. You expect me to believe that not once did he mention anything about a proposal going awry? […]
Ryan: Wow. I had no idea I was under surveillance. Taylor: Yeah. Clockin’ your every move. Taylor: What is this book? Book Seller: It’s A Season for Peaches. It’s the bestseller from France. The English translation came in today. Taylor: Okay. What’s it about? Book Seller: Kind of like Bridges of Madison County meets The […]
Taylor: You got engaged? Oh my god! Why didn’t you say something sooner? Summer: Denial. Taylor: Hm. How romantic. Summer: Taylor, I can not break it off. You should have seen his face when he asked me. He’s never been that sincere in his entire life. Usually everything he says is laced with irony and […]
Julie: I’m not questioning the fantasy, Spencer. We’ve all imagined doing it with a delivery boy. I am questioning whether we should be paying for the pizza. It’s starting to add up. Spencer (Brandon Quinn): We’re running a male prostitution ring, Julie. Pizza’s the cost of business. Sandy: Ryan’s putting together a cooler for Vegas. […]
Sandy: Kirsten. Summer: What happened? Kirsten: Taylor and Ryan, they were hanging decorations and I guess the ladder fell. Seth: What did the doctor say? Kirsten: Well, they said apparently there’s no serious injury. We just have to wait for them wake up. Taylor: Ryan? Is that you? Ryan: Taylor? You know me? Taylor: Oh […]
Dean (Kat Sawyer): I’m afraid you’re no longer a student here. Summer: But my dad is living in Seattle with the step-monster. And Taylor Townsend is sleeping in my old bed. And Seth is moving out here so we can be together. Dean: Ms. Roberts, you need to go home. Summer: This is my home. […]
Seth: Bollywood, huh? I didn’t know you were such a world cinema buff. Especially at 2:30 in the morning. Ryan: What are you doing up? Seth: I had a dream. Summer was marrying Ralph Nader and I was playing the marimba at the wedding. Ryan: Good gig. Seth: What are they dancing about? Ryan: This guy just […]
Therapist: I’m proud of you, Summer. You’ve made astounding progress. And all in one week. Summer: Well it’s kind of a relief in a way. Now I can go back to being me. Therapist: What do you mean by that? Summer: Well this whole “Save the Planet” thing. It was a crutch, right? And nothing […]
Sandy comforting Kirsten: It’s Thanksgiving. You just watch, this family’s going to come together for the holidays. It’s what we Cohens do. Volchok (Cam Gigandet): Thanks for coming. To be honest with you, I didn’t know where else to go. I hitched a ride into town. Slept on the beach last night— Sandy: I’m not […]
Seth: Can’t let you go. Ryan: It’s not really your choice. Seth: So what? Then you’re just going to find Volchok and either kill him or get yourself killed? That’s insane. Ryan: This conversation’s over. {Seth jumps into the Jeep} What— what are you doing? Seth: I’m coming with you. It’s not like you’re leaving […]
Julie: Hey Kaitlin! Why aren’t you in school? Kaitlin (Willa Holland): ‘Cause it’s 8 o’clock at night. And a Saturday. Seth: So, Friday morning. A little check-in before the weekend. I’m still here, kickin’ the Newport-style. I can’t believe I just said that. But, uh, yeah. Things are good. Ryan’s decision to defer college seems […]