“I’m like the Lord of the fucking Dance. I got moves.” Dean Dean Dean. Darlin’, you look good no matter what decade you’re in. You’re also eeeevil. Work has slowed down this week. And by slowed down, I mean I’m no longer working 14 hour days and tearing the hair out of my head. Which […]
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I went out to dinner with my mom when she got off from work tonight. After working 14 hour days for the last few I was ready to leave the house and face the cold comfort of fresh November air. So we went to a Noodles & Co. by her house. And since all the […]
Happy Veteran’s Day! Both of my Grandpas served in WWII. One was in the Army (in the division that was the Air Force before there was an Air Force). The other was in the Navy. I think they both married my Grandmas when they were home on leave. And I have several uncles who served […]
So a friend of mine is putting together an event for a woman with breast cancer. Sadly it’s terminal, and this event is more to help the family with medical bills but also to get out her message of “living with passion”. So on a whim a few weeks ago I threw together a logo […]
Listen, if anyone asks I was never here, okay? I’m swamped with work and spiraling into panic mode. It’s not pretty. So I could have sworn that the race for the senate in Minnesota would be a lock for Norm Coleman. I’m not saying I was happy about that I just figured that he would […]
So I often forget what I have set to record on my DVR. I wake up in the morning and check. There’s always a surprise or two in my list. Like yesterday. I had recorded “The Rookies”. It’s a show that follows new police recruits. So I watched. I like the show. I remembered why […]
Hi lovely people! Or… well me. I think I’m the only one who reads this shit. I am increasingly worried about Ramona. She won’t eat. And tonight she threw up all over my carpet and then couldn’t get back on her feet. I mean literally. She couldn’t figure out how to use her legs. I […]
President Obama. Man, does that feel nice. There are fireworks going off, people shouting out in the streets and random people running up and giving hugs out. It’s a good day. I got home and flipped channels, mistakenly landing on Flocks News (sheep!) and they are sucking on a whole vine of sour grapes. I […]
I am about to jump out of my skin. Luckily a friend called me and invited me to watch election coverage at a nearby coffee shop. So I get to be all antsy and tense around a bunch of other antsy and tense people. GO OBAMA!!!!! […]
Didja vote? Didja? I did. I wandered over to my polling place a few minutes ago. It makes me feel sort of fuzzy inside. And I really feel like it’s the duty of every American to vote. I wish more people would. Anyway, I’m feeling strangely optimistic about this whole thing. Which worries me. But […]
I couldn’t find a book. So I’ve been writing and rewriting a rant for like an hour. It’s about religion, which is why it’s taking so long. I’ll skip posting it. I’m bored with it already. Long story short: Christianity is an awesome thing. A lot of people professing to be Christians are not. It […]
Happy Halloween, kiddies. I’m not dressing up this year. I’ll leave that to my furry pal to the left (my dad’s adorable Vizsla, Kenai). I’m just going to lay low for the night. I got a couple of party invites but I don’t think I have it in me this year. Instead I might just […]
Hm. Michelle Bachmann’s obviously running scared. I just saw her very first campaign ad tonight (from a show I taped on Sunday). Apparently she’s “Standing Up for Minnesota”. Maybe she should think about sitting down and shutting the fuck up. I don’t think the majority of Minnesota wants her doing anything for this state ever […]
About a week ago, my router went haywire and it took a complete reset to get my internet up and running again. Of course I had completely forgotten how I set it up in the first place so even though I thought I was doing it right, every time I tried to restrict access to […]
So I know I’ve mentioned my new favorite TV show, Life, at least once or twice. And have hopefully convinced several people to watch it (like… okay, my mom). But I have yet to mention how brilliant the music person on there is. Where else can you get episodes with Camper, X, Morphine (aw… Sandman), […]
You know, I said I wouldn’t talk about politics anymore. And this isn’t really politics. It’s just the sad reality of this election and what it’s bringing out in people. How quickly this nation has descended into racist rhetoric. I always knew that racism ran rampant throughout America. Can’t deny that. And it’s everywhere. North, […]
So after going to bed around 4 am this morning, my phone started ringing at 8:30 am. Then moments later my doorbell started buzzing. Since I have to run to the front door to answer it (I can’t buzz people in or anything) I had to blindly find a pair of shorts, make sure I […]
You know what? It’s my damn birthday this weekend. So I am not working for the rest of the week. Cleaning? Okay. Working on this site? Yeah, okay. Answering emergency requests from my most favorite clients? Well… sure. But other than that! Done. As of right now. And I am pretty happy about that. This […]
Oh lord. I have been remiss in posting this as off late. But I will renew my complete adoration of The Unit. It is currently my favorite television show of them all. And why do I not quote it? Because I would have to write the whole friggin’ transcript. It is brilliant. I’ve been watching […]
Usually it’s nice and quiet in my building on Friday nights but currently my upstairs neighbor is playing WoW or something and it is unbelievably loud. As if his playing of U2 and Ryan Adams incessantly wasn’t annoying enough. Ah well. I’m sure he’s a nice guy. Like the majority of my neighbors I’ve never […]