Quick note: all words from Cass as interpreted by Lunn are attributed to Cass (since she’s technically speaking). Quicker note: Toby Whithouse rocks. The Drum: Underwater Mining Facility Caithness, Scotland 2119 Captain Jonathan Moran (Colin McFarlane): Private journal of Captain Jonathan Moran. 21st November, 2119. We have located a craft of unknown origin on the lake floor. Visual scans in situ […]
Missy: He’s trapped at the heart of the Dalek empire. He’s a prisoner of the creatures who hate him most in the universe. Between us and him is everything the deadliest race in all of history can throw at us. We, on other hand, have a pointy stick. […]
MISSY: Doctor, listen to me. I know traps. Traps are my flirting. This is a trap. THE DOCTOR: I am prepared. […]
Episodes [nextpage title=”page 1″] The Magician’s Apprentice What’s wrong? Kanzo (Benjamin Cawley): Was that a child? Kanzo as the ground moves: Stay still. Stay absolutely still. I’m just scanning the ground. I think we’ve got company. Do you know what hand mines are? {the boy nods} Well in that case you know you’ve got to stand absolutely still. […]
[nextpage title=”page 1″] The Magician’s Apprentice Ryan (Dasharn Anderson) dropping his gum in a bin: Will I get it back after school? Clara: How will you know which one’s yours? Clara: Right. Now where was I? Jane Austen. Amazing writer, a brilliant comic observer, and—strictly amongst ourselves—a phenomenal kisser. Clara: Everybody turn on their phones. News websites and Twitter. Hashtag: #planeshavestopped. […]
[nextpage title=”page 1″] The Magician’s Apprentice The Doctor: Your chances of survival are about one in a thousand. So here’s what you do: you forget the thousand and you concentrate on the one. {about the screwdriver} Pick it up. I said, pick it up. I’m straight ahead of you about 50 feet. Can you see […]
Santa Claus (Nick Frost): Moron! Numbskull! Elf! Ian (Dan Starkey): That’s racist! Santa Claus: Of course it’s not racist. You are an elf. Chimneys? Ian: I’m sorry? Santa Claus: I’m just checking that you can see these massive chimneys. Ian: They’re hard to miss! Santa Claus: Well as you’ve clearly demonstrated, Ian. Ian: You know no one really likes the tangerines […]
Clara: Stop! You can’t kill me. Cyberman: Incorrect. Clara: I’m a target of strategic value. Alive, I’m a tactical advantage. Dead, I’m your biggest mistake. You don’t know who I am. Cyberman: You are Clara Oswald. You are human. You are unimportant. Clara: Incorrect. You see that is what you’re supposed to think. That is what everybody […]
The Doctor We’re going to hell. Or wherever it is people go when they die—if there is anywhere. Wherever it is, we’re gonna go there and we’re gonna find Danny. And if it is in any way possible, we’re gonna bring him home. […]
Maebh (Abigail Eames) knocking on the TARDIS: I’m lost. Please, can you help me? The Doctor pointing: It’s that way. {looking out} Are those trees? Maebh: I need the Doctor. Are you the Doctor? The Doctor: Yes. Do you have an appointment? You need an appointment to see the Doctor. Maebh: Please, something’s chasing me. The Doctor demonstrating: When you […]
THE DOCTOR: Could you not just let me enjoy this moment of not knowing something? I mean it happens so rarely. […]
The Doctor: Start the clock. Mrs. Pitt (Janet Henfrey): Is there some sort of fancy dress thing on this evening? Maisie Pitt (Daisy Beaumont): I don’t think so. Why do you ask? Mrs. Pitt: Well that fellow over there. Dressed as a mummy monster thing. Maisie: What do you mean? I can’t see him. Mrs. Pitt: Hello. You! […]
The Moon 2049 Clara: Hello. Hello. Hello, Earth. We have a terrible decision to make. It is an uncertain decision and we don’t have a lot of time. The man who… nromally helps, he’s gone. Maybe he’s not coming back. In fact… I really don’t think he is. We’re on our own. So… an innocent […]
Clara: There’s no way out of this. We’re gonna die here. The Doctor: Pass me the vibrocutters. Clara: They’re in my pocket. The Doctor: Come on, then. Pass them to me. Clara: In my other jacket. At home. The Doctor: Why have you got two jackets? Is one of them faulty? Clara: We’re gonna starve […]
The Doctor: The Satanic Nebula. Or… the Lagoon of Lost Stars. Or we could go to Brighton. I’ve got a whole day worked out. Danny (Samuel Anderson): 7:15. Meeting me, you are. Date. Second one. Clara: Got words out. Not in the right order. But hey, maths teacher. Clara about the ringing TARDIS phone: There […]
The Doctor: Listen! The Doctor: Question: why do we talk out loud when we know we’re alone? Conjecture: because we know we’re not. Evolution perfects survival skills. There are perfect hunters. There is perfect defense. Question: why is there no such thing as perfect hiding? Answer: how would you know? Logically, if evolution were to […]
The Doctor: Take a punt. Clara: Right. The Doctor: Your choice. Wherever, whenever. Anywhere in time and space. Clara: Well… there something—someone that I’ve always wanted to meet. But I know what you’ll say. The Doctor: Try me. Clara: You’ll say he’s made up, that there is no such thing. The Doctor: Go on. Clara: […]
Journey Blue (Zawe Ashton): How did I get here? The Doctor: I materialized the time capsule exactly around you and saved your life one second before your ship exploded, but do please keep crying. Journey Blue: My brother just died. The Doctor: His sister didn’t. You’re very welcome. Put the gun down. Journey Blue: Or […]
Inspector Gregson (Paul Hickey): Madame Vastra. Thank god. I’ll wager you’ve not anything like this before. Madame Vastra (Neve McIntosh): Well. Not since I was a little girl. Jenny Flint (Catrin Stewart): Big fellow, innit’ he? Madame Vastra: Dinosaurs are mostly this size. I do believe it’s a she. Jenny Flint: No they weren’t. I’ve […]
Deep Breath Jenny Flint: I don’t understand. Who is he? Where’s the Doctor? Clara: Right here. That’s him. That’s the Doctor. Madame Vastra: Well then. Here we go again. Clara: How do we change him back? Madame Vastra: Jenny. I will be in my chamber. Would you be kind enough to fetch my veil? Jenny: […]
Deep Breath Inspector Gregson (Paul Hickey): Madame Vastra. Thank god. I’ll wager you’ve never anything like this before. Madame Vastra (Neve McIntosh): Well. Not since I was a little girl. Madame Vastra: Is it choking? Jenny Flint: There seems to be something lodged in its throat. Inspector Gregson: Wha— how the hell could it time […]