Oh, So You Have a Boyfriend

Professor Duggan (Fred Willard): What is is wrong with you people? Do you think you’re going to be able to succeed in this world without knowledge of history? Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
Marshall: So I’ll repeat the Bay of Pigs? […]

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Season 10

Lard of the Dance Homer: Marge, if you don’t mind I’m a little busy now achieving financial independence. Marge: Through cans of grease? Homer: No. Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease! Lisa: These are for pierced ears. Sherri: Yeah, aren’t they great? Terri: Alex did ours. Alex Whitney (Lisa Kudrow): Yeah, all […]

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Celebrity Guests

Season 1 Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Cowboy Bob (A. Brooks): You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it’s not. It’s a bad siren. That’s the computer in case I went blind telling me, “Sell the vehicle to this fellah and you’re out of business.” Cowboy Bob: […]

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