Beyond Blunderdome Fridays are not “pants optional” Saleswoman: Thinking of saying goodbye to gas? Bart: You betcha! {he burps} Marge: Bart! {she passes gas} Well that shut me up. Mel Gibson: Don’t forget to be completely truthful when you fill out your opinion cards. Honesty is the foundation of the movie business. Mel Gibson: Maybe […]
Lard of the Dance Homer: Marge, if you don’t mind I’m a little busy now achieving financial independence. Marge: Through cans of grease? Homer: No. Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease! Lisa: These are for pierced ears. Sherri: Yeah, aren’t they great? Terri: Alex did ours. Alex Whitney (Lisa Kudrow): Yeah, all […]
Season 1 Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Cowboy Bob (A. Brooks): You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it’s not. It’s a bad siren. That’s the computer in case I went blind telling me, “Sell the vehicle to this fellah and you’re out of business.” Cowboy Bob: […]