The Falcon and the D’Ohman Tom Colicchio: For your prize, you have won a new kitchen. Which I will now become. {he transforms} Ow! Ow! I miss my Soulpatch. Homer: Wayne, maybe it’s the me being still alive talking, but I think you’re awesome. Homer: Your voice is so gravelly. Just like Lauren Bacall. Wayne […]
1987 Young Gus: How can you be sure it’s down there? Young Shawn: I can feel it in my bones, Gus. All great oil wildcatters have that ability. Me… Getty… Clampett… Crisco and Wesson. Present Day Gus: Don’t play, Shawn. You know that fungus is my bread and butter. Shawn: Really? You know what my […]
Season 1 Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Cowboy Bob (A. Brooks): You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it’s not. It’s a bad siren. That’s the computer in case I went blind telling me, “Sell the vehicle to this fellah and you’re out of business.” Cowboy Bob: […]