Morris: You guys are the Lone Gunmen aren’t you? You guys are my heroes. I mean look at the crap you print. Byers: We uncover the truth. Morris: The truth? That’s what’s so great about you monkeys. Not only do you believe the horse pucky we create, you broadcast it as well. I mean look […]
Frohike: I don’t understand. Why would the government want to turn Scully into a bimbo? […]
Mulder (as Morris): If I … shoot him is that murder or suicide? Scully: Neither if I do it first. […]
Season One Deep Throat: You have much work to do, Agent Mulder. Don’t jeopardize the future of your own efforts. Emil (Seth Green): Oh man. Did we tell him about the landmines and junk? Deep Throat: Mr. Mulder, why are those like yourself who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this earth not […]
Season 1 Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Cowboy Bob (A. Brooks): You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it’s not. It’s a bad siren. That’s the computer in case I went blind telling me, “Sell the vehicle to this fellah and you’re out of business.” Cowboy Bob: […]