Bart of Darkness Beans are neither fruit nor musical Bart: Look, Lisa. I snatched five bathing suits. All Martin’s. Lisa: Take your best shot! I’m wearing seventeen layers. {the kids attack} I brought this on myself. Lisa: Dad, as you know, we’ve been swimming. And we’ve developed a taste for it. We both agree that […]
Season 4 Kamp Krusty This punishment is not boring and pointless Miss Hoover: Here are your final report cards. I have nothing left to say to any of you. So if nobody minds let’s just quietly run out the clock. Teacher as the kids rush out with the bell: Wait a minute! You didn’t learn […]
Cry, Yuma Here Comes the Coast Guard! The Greatest Story Ever Hula’ed They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall Meet Joe Blow Give My Remains to Broadway The Verdict Was Mail Fraud Leper in the Back Field Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off! Gladys the Groovy Mule Today We Kill, Tomorrow […]
Bart Gets an F I will not encourage others to fly. Mrs. Krabappel: There were moments when I truly believed you were Hemingway. Bravo, Martin. Martin Prince: Oh please. Call me Papa. Mrs. Krabappel: Bart, did you read the book? Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, I am insulted! Is this a book report or witch hunt? I […]
Season 1 Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Cowboy Bob (A. Brooks): You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it’s not. It’s a bad siren. That’s the computer in case I went blind telling me, “Sell the vehicle to this fellah and you’re out of business.” Cowboy Bob: […]
Season 1 Patty: It’s almost nine o’clock. Selma: Where is Homer anyway? Patty: It’s so typical of the big doofus to spoil it all. Lisa: What, Aunt Patty? Patty: Oh nothing, dear. I’m just trashing your father. Lisa: Well, I wish that you wouldn’t. Because, aside from the fact that he has the same frailties […]