Santa Claus (Nick Frost): Moron! Numbskull! Elf! Ian (Dan Starkey): That’s racist! Santa Claus: Of course it’s not racist. You are an elf. Chimneys? Ian: I’m sorry? Santa Claus: I’m just checking that you can see these massive chimneys. Ian: They’re hard to miss! Santa Claus: Well as you’ve clearly demonstrated, Ian. Ian: You know no one really likes the tangerines […]
The Doctor We’re going to hell. Or wherever it is people go when they die—if there is anywhere. Wherever it is, we’re gonna go there and we’re gonna find Danny. And if it is in any way possible, we’re gonna bring him home. […]
Maebh (Abigail Eames) knocking on the TARDIS: I’m lost. Please, can you help me? The Doctor pointing: It’s that way. {looking out} Are those trees? Maebh: I need the Doctor. Are you the Doctor? The Doctor: Yes. Do you have an appointment? You need an appointment to see the Doctor. Maebh: Please, something’s chasing me. The Doctor demonstrating: When you […]
THE DOCTOR: Could you not just let me enjoy this moment of not knowing something? I mean it happens so rarely. […]
The Doctor: Start the clock. Mrs. Pitt (Janet Henfrey): Is there some sort of fancy dress thing on this evening? Maisie Pitt (Daisy Beaumont): I don’t think so. Why do you ask? Mrs. Pitt: Well that fellow over there. Dressed as a mummy monster thing. Maisie: What do you mean? I can’t see him. Mrs. Pitt: Hello. You! […]
The Doctor: The Satanic Nebula. Or… the Lagoon of Lost Stars. Or we could go to Brighton. I’ve got a whole day worked out. Danny (Samuel Anderson): 7:15. Meeting me, you are. Date. Second one. Clara: Got words out. Not in the right order. But hey, maths teacher. Clara about the ringing TARDIS phone: There […]
The Doctor: Listen! The Doctor: Question: why do we talk out loud when we know we’re alone? Conjecture: because we know we’re not. Evolution perfects survival skills. There are perfect hunters. There is perfect defense. Question: why is there no such thing as perfect hiding? Answer: how would you know? Logically, if evolution were to […]
Journey Blue (Zawe Ashton): How did I get here? The Doctor: I materialized the time capsule exactly around you and saved your life one second before your ship exploded, but do please keep crying. Journey Blue: My brother just died. The Doctor: His sister didn’t. You’re very welcome. Put the gun down. Journey Blue: Or […]