Homer the Whopper The class hamster isn’t just sleeping Bart: Excuse me, I just heard that before Spider-man was a movie, it was a comic book. Is that possible? Movie Exec: Hey! Don’t blame us. Brett Ratner had final cut. Comic Book Guy: I’m well aware of who had what cut. Comic Book Guy: You! […]
Treehouse of Horror XIV Grampa ignited by a flaming log: I’m still cold. Marge: Would everyone please stop fighting and burning. Kang: Pathetic humans! They’re showing a Halloween episode. In November! Kodos: Who’s still thinking about Halloween? We’ve already got our Christmas decorations up. Bart: Please don’t take me! Take Milhouse. We all know there’s […]
Season 1 Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Cowboy Bob (A. Brooks): You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it’s not. It’s a bad siren. That’s the computer in case I went blind telling me, “Sell the vehicle to this fellah and you’re out of business.” Cowboy Bob: […]